If i spent $300 & took that thing home i would hate myself today.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
In other news, I apparently ate my retainers while rolling last night.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
No dude, he just dipped his cigarette info ranch dressing and lit it. He's said he normally doesn't do that but it's Memorial Day.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
He saved you from those guys at the club, took you home, and made you breakfast. If this isn't your come to Jesus moment IDK what is.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
She called and said she was waiting for me naked. I got there and she was in ratty sweats, sitting in Nick's lap, with divorce papers. Needless to say my night was shitty.
Randomize
