Dual....:-)
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
You were fine, but your knee injury definitely came from interpretive dancing like a gay fairy with lead wings all around the Mission St BART. Everyone thought you were on drugs.
My homemade mace ate through its aluminum container. I make awesome mace.
I am just glad I was home to catch most of it, cause it smells BAD.
I'm not a scientist but that could be because it's homemade mace. That is however just a hypothesis
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
Me and my bruised tit have to wake up at 4 AM.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
My husband just came over to kiss me and said, "careful, I got a block of cream cheese in my pocket"
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
