I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
that was THE gayest party i've ever been to
To be fair, the theme was Cabaret. I don't know what you were expecting.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
Why is everyone judging me for telling the cat a bedtime story?
And now let us go forth, and be garbage people in public.
Isn't that our default mode?
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
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