So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
Omg no. We ate a raw pumpkin last nighr. We dipped it in BBQ sauce.
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
Chris used to fill up a Camel Back for thirsty Thursday. God I really miss him, do you remember when he gets out of jail?
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
Remember the girl I had sex with in the dorm stairwell? She got married!
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
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