are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Getting wasted on top of a casino. My penis is so much higher than everyone else's right now.
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
This cabbie knows where I live. Both awesome and weird.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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