oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
the worst part of it wasnt him peeing on the xbox. it was when he showed me his penis and made a kissy face at me. THAT was painful.
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
she pinky promised me she was 18
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
He fucked me over, so I'm going to do what any rational woman does. I'm going to get really high and have sex with his brother.
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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