im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
He came in asked for the bathroom and came out 10 minutes later dripping wet took his redbull and left.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
She was literally passed out in a cubicle with a flask in her hand. I LOVE finals week!
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I'm going home because your Crackraptor step-brother tried getting his nasty meat hawks in my pants last night.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
I would have cried, probably tears of wine, but cried nonetheless.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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