When my kids ask how I lost my virginity Im going to have to tell them of a mythical thing called "Myspace" and how strangers could lure you into their "den of love" thanks to clever quotes and graphics
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
He likes Jesus. Game over.
Oooh wait, he just told me he was high.
i think i left a case of beer in your dryer
you called your neighbor "slutsauce" then passed out on the stairway. not even sure why, but props to you.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Like I respect him so much I would suck his dick
In a very non respectful way
if becoming an adult is chugging a bottle of wine in your bed and crying about your stresses while your dog watches you, sign me up
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
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