Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
Cock is NEVER random. You may quote me on that.
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
