Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
smoked weed with Joakim Noah last night....if he was half as fast to the basket as he is to grab a joint from me we'd have another championship on our hands
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
Good thing you didnt wake up last night. Wouldve found me naked talking to my closet asking to borrow my towel.
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Oh Jesus.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I think the moment she woke up butt naked on a mattress with her phone still on her face was the point she knew last night was fucked up
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
Between falling off a shelf on to a concrete floor and sex with you - i may never walk again.
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
He wants to play improv games now whenever he gets drunk. Sometimes I just do not have the energy for that kind of a thing
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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