i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
Lets go to the mall and pick up some fat chicks and take them out tonight so we can be the skinny friends
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just bought plan B with a coupon. Told the pharmacist I like to keep it classy.
Every day you talk to me ... I literally love you more..
last night was the icing on my 3 week vodka binge cake
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
we bribed her with croutons and jello shots.
Oh btw I took the eighth out of the plastic wrap so I could use it to wrap my red pepper. This can be seen as either pathetic or resourceful.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You crowd surfed from beer pong into the bathroom where you spent the rest of the night, also I have your wallet
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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