Using pot as a way to stop crying probably isn't a good sign huh?
Meh, some people pop Prozac, you smoke weed. Po-tay-to. po-tah-to
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
So do you remember the bartender that caught me when I fell off the bar 4 weeks ago? He hasn't been to work since...Woops.
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
I slept like a rock because of your dick. I'll thank him personally later.
Drunk me is having trouble keeping up with sober me's standards
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