She got kicked off the plane and spent the last four hours in a holding cell with the feds.
but she's really nice
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
is election day enough of a holiday to justify getting fucked up on a tuesday?
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
the room spins SO much faster in panama
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
His mom let me come to his house for a Booty call at 4am. She even cooked us breakfast in the morning and told me im a better moaner than his girlfriend of 4yrs.
you put your dick on my shoulder this morning like it was a fucking parrot
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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