IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
I will never in my life forget you letting the cat lick your tongue
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
The weirdest part of it all was wondering if I was going to take off his fanny pack or he was before we fucked
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