just googled chastity belt to see if it really exist..
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
I'm auditing financial statements and ur growing weed this is bullshit how did this happen to me
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I climaxed at the same time the bass dropped. I think it's safe to say I've reached enlightenment
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I'm not saying i'm drunk
But i'm drunk.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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