i stopped calling them hangovers and started calling mornings a long time ago.
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I'm in new territory... I've never had to convince a guy to let me give him head as an apology.
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
the cops accepted 42 wallaby way Sydney. and the cops, and cab driver accepted the new address. please tell the win i am experiencing
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Let's just wait to see what happens before we start making radical plans and starting fires
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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