So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
At a bar where three women in denim shorts are debating techniques and skillsets for wrangling goats. You stay classy Delaware.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
ever seen your mom drunk enough to lick your face? i have
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
I would say a second date is not looking likely, I acciedentally bit his penis. it's still bleeding 43 minutes later.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
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