oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
glad my latex allergy prevents me from being a one-night stand whore
they started playing Don't Stop Believin' and you had a melt down because it wasnt the Glee version
the day after is always just damage control
Dude you can sell sperm for 100 to 250 bucks a time. And the best part is there will be kids all over the world that will have me as a daddy. It's like I'm jerking off my way into ruling the world
These old people don't even realize they're giving me weed money for shoveling snow.
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
You were demanding water from a bottle but I didn't have one..so I just took the water bottle from the hamster cage. You're welcome.
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
Accidently said "your going to hurt the baby" when he got forceful with his thrusts. I guess I forgot to mention to him that we are pregnant.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I got bit by a peacock. That's how hard shit went down last night.
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