you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
I didn't mind you coming over, just I'm quite sure most booty calls don't involve a scavenger hunt...
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
If he has a beard, chances are, that’s an open invitation to sit on his face
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
