You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I'm seriously so bored I'm seeing how many rooms I can masturbate in before I get caught.
Four. Poor grandma...
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
i think i am going to devote my summer to making my cats internet celebrities
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
I'll report later on the progress of the mountain orgy
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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