I'm youtube-ing children's choirs. Am I adorable? Or am I a child predator?
Predator. Straight up.
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
I love how my cats smell like pot.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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