i killed an earwig and left its corpse on the wall as a warning
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
it was like watching bambi learning to walk, if bambi was 22 and a high functioning alcoholic.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
is it fun? or sober?
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