JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
He took me to the bathroom in the gay bar to "just cuddle." Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice...well...
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I met my future wife last night. She's a bombshell from Delaware, hates Trump, and humiliated two old men in a GOP healthcare debate while simultaneously convincing them to pick up both of our bar tabs.
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
He was so drunk last night. He woke up out of a dead sleep at 330am, walked over to the dresser, opened his middle drawer and proceeded to pee. When I woke up and asked him Wtf he was doing, he told me it was fake pee and blamed it on the cat...we don't have a cat
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