Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
its like they have never seen someone walk through campus with a plunger
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Who ate shrimp cocktail in my bathroom last night?
Saw you fall down on Jefferson and a cop drove by and shook his head. How you didnt get arrested after the party you went to on saturday is beyond me.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
They say you need two forms of ID, but in reality 1 nice set of tits works every time
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