i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Our logic class started an hour ago, I walked out and found my sister drunk, sitting down, eating m&ms, afraid to walk in... I want her life
There's a girl in the bathroom crying about something having to do with cream cheese.
He started tongueing his parfait and told "thats what I'd to your ass" in the middle of Starbucks. Of course i brought him home
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
i need some magic done to my vagina
I feel bad for her. If you sacrifice and have a chubby husband I feel that you assume he's not going to cheat on you....
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just want you to know that i deffinately saw the baby clothes, and didn't freak out and still had sex with him. I'm going to hell.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
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