ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
just tell him he has love handles, he'll die of insecurity
my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
you went up to their shower, tripped in it, accidentally turned it on and then claimed that you like to "test everyone's showers"
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
No exaggeration. At the gas station she handed me the mop from over the counter and told me that's my last drink of the night
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
On Friday, can we drink like its Civil Wars times and the doctor's coming to saw off our gangreen infected legs?
Dude come to her party. Someone just took a body shot of rubbing alcohol
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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