Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
cat food counts as protein by the way
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
I am currently watching him baptize himself in a baby pool with a handle of belvedere while wearing a coral dress.
I want to have sex with him.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I want him for more than banging and buying me potato salad. Is this what love feels like?
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Last night I went outside to our neighbors and asked them to put in money with me to get a hot tub for our patio. Niceeeee
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
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