It's a beautiful day for a hangover
literally followed a trail of condoms to the bus stop this morning. Ahh modern-day bread crumbs
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
porn star boner night. come get it.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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