So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
So apparently vaginal secretions are not covered under water damage insurance for my cell phone
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I love waking up with his head head between my legs, it makes me feel special
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
She was riding me and giving me score updates to the basketball game at the same time..... Shes a keeper
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
I did not shave my legs to sit at home and diddle myself. He better wake the fuck up and put the fear of god in me!
Randomize
