Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
P.S. I can't hear my feet
around noonish you got carried out for spitting water and throwing cups at old people...
Being a girl sucks.
Being a boyfriend sucks for about a week, too
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I mean we havent seen each other since december and then bam its cinco de mayo and were having sex under a life guard tower taking tequila shots between each position. no big deal
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
I woke up to him climbing naked through my bedroom window with a bottle of jd in his hand. Of course I had sex with him.
You fell out of your barstool, I tried to help you but you said if I got any closer I'd be drinking my meals through a straw, So there you sat.
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
I miss the good ol days when id just come home from school and thered be a costco size box of condoms on my bed.
my parents really loved me back then.
Running errands with mom, cool. Coming to pleasures with mom for her valentines night, not ever in a million years cool.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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