'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
theres no point in washing my sheets anymore. its always going to be a fine layer of booze and semen.
I woke up at 2 pm to my roommate checking my pulse.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Black out Jordan is making huge strides. I didn't even pee on anyone or anything last night.
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
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