is it bad if i hope guys are like edward cullen and can read my mind. i could be a whore in disguise.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
i don't care if its just a preseason game, my pick up a guy and suck him off in the bathroom skills are in midseason form
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
There is a drunken, assless white chick here at this bar wearing a shirt that says "REAL WOMEN TWERK FOR JESUS". I have officially had it with our generation.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
So vagazzling was a success
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
The viagra-rita was a sexual success and a furniture failure. He said it was the best cowgirl sex he’s ever had even with the broken couch
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