If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
dude, boobs are like the porridge in goldylocks
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
I want Paula Dean to narrate shark week next year
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
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