the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I managed to convince my mom that my hickey was a birth mark I have always had. She cried for an hour about being a terrible mother for never noticing it.
Were driving two hours to st louis so we can pee on the arch. See you in the morning. I might be sober by then.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Don't act like you're not jealous that I disappeared into the closet to blow my husband. Marriage = all the cock I want.
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I don't actually like you. I just want to hook up with you.
I'm fine with that
I did not marry a roomba.
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