The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Pro tip: Don't start playing Bejeweled on Facebook while waiting for your Adderall to kick in. Unless you have the next 9 hours free.
did i really just refer to you as "the mid season replacement"
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
Im debating on how to word my craigslist post so i dont get arrested...
#1 lesson to be learned from mardi gras this year: lock your car doors or some grimy dude like me might just bang in it and use your backseat as a kleenex
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
idk what happened last night but i just wokeup with nothing on but a necklace...what is this, the fucking titanic?
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