Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
My gyno told me the birth control she prescribed reduces sex drive
wats the point then?
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
This costume is too restrictive. The priest and I cannot get it on while I am wearing it.
it was her dad's 50th birthday kegger. Within the first 5 minutes I got punched in the ear from an off-duty cop and smoked a joint the size of my vibrator.
oh yeah, and she got boxed-out by said cop. Then her dad turned around and high-fived him for it
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
he yelled at me like a drill sergeant while I quickly tried to take off my pants
I just found peanut butter between my boobs. This was for you.
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