Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
come home now. i got a twizzler tangled in my hair again
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
Do you know how awkward it is to get a dick pic while working at babies r us?
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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