: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey look on the bright side if youre preg at least you know it and wont have it in a toilet
Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
P.S. It's common courtesy to let the girl your banging know if she's about to walk into the same place your girlfriend is at so she can get her poker face ready
I woke up on your bathroom floor, i used your towel I found laying on the floor as a cape to get to your bed. I thought it would help me walk straight if I looked like a superhero
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
Only great wives bring your dope to you when you are at the Cardiologist
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
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