just caught grandpa beating off in the living room
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I'm offering you baseball tickets and my vagina, isn't that enough?
Two dicks, one me.
Yoga's definitely paying off.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
So what if I got a tattoo on a bus, it was sterile.
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
is it fucked up if I wear crotchless panties to thanksgiving to make it easier for me to fuck my cousins friend.
God I love you.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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