Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
elementary school lunch room party. everyone brings their own lunch and can trade stuff. all juice is booze.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
Turned out the thing on the lampshade was a bloodstain, not a bedbug. We feel much safer now.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
Happy meals everywhere. I think Ronald McDonald Claus visited.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I'd just like to formally thank you for the size of your dick. The gods must really love you.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Hey, um, after thinking about it, I decided I really don't want to use applying olive oil to your ass for your fissure as part of foreplay because... well... really? Just read that again.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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