He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
found a rock and smashed the sliding glass door. home safe. screen door is locked so we're good.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
there is absolutely nothing wrong with two grown men staying up all night blowing lines drinking white wine and playing call of duty. don't judge me
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Am I supposed to confront my 52-year-old boss/mother of 3 about the fact that we matched on Tinder?
He meowed while sucking on my nipple, it got even weirder when he said he was trying to moo.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I bought a machete, tennis balls, and matches. How is this NOT going to be a great night?
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
it was like 6 shots in and he was automatically my type
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