kristin has been a bad kristin
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
Even tho I saw his penis. He is still a really nice guy.
What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
And dont tell me its his job to cockblock me just because he's my boyfriend.
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
I just got carded by a ten year old.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
ya I went to the grocery store literally just for cheese and condoms
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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