Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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