My entire life is one complicated drinking game
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
So that's all you want from me. Easy ass.
And an everlasting friendship
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
I hit an all time low we ran out of coke and I met up with my dealer at 8 in the morning for a re-up. great customer service though.
They tried to get you to drink water and all you kept shouting was, "NO MORE LIQUIDS OF *ANY* KIND."
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