What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
im going to live freely with my legs opened and my heart closed
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
Dude, she literally just asked me if her mac'n'cheese makes me horny. I think I found the one.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
She blew me while I watched the jets game and the hardest thing was deciding what to focus on more
Randomize
