I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
My nipple is on Facebook.
Pappa wants mamma naked
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
His penis without viagra is what breaks my heart.
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Btw. Being a stripper for a week without anyone knowing to pay off my school loan is no longer in my agenda.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Going to be a long day. text me later. Sorry I puked in your sink.
New guy at work just gave me a Percocet for my headache. Officially best friends
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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