Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
apparently it's okay for him to stick his dick in my mouth but not to let me have a can of diet pepsi for the road.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
I was wondering, is there any way to hook up a lawn hose to a keg?
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I had to get my boss birth control a work today. I knew going to ASU would come in handy in my career someday.
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I'm doing my accounting homework with my vibrator. Guess whose numbers are balanced on the financial statement? This ladys!
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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