If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
Just drove past a church with a sign near it that said, "God wants to be your daddy."
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
There are dudes in kilts outside my window practicing fire breathing with cheap vodka and a modified grill lighter. I thought you should know.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
ugh my stomach is so upset-- didn't get a chance to take a violent enough hangover shit at work
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