If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
your suggestions for charades were, getting sucked into an aircraft turbine, getting raped by a dolphin, and having sex with a vacuum cleaner. you got your own, and actually used a vacuum cleaner as a prop.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
I refuse to believe this is a lapse in my dick hunting skills. It's gotta be the gods playing a game.
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Sex on the trampoline with your two best friends cheering you on: PRICELESS.
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Omg. I checked my purse this morning and I'm pretty sure drunk me stole a frat guys tube of crest 3d white toothpaste. Like that's pretty fucked up but I think if I knew someone did that to me I'd probably still invite them over again cuz I'd be like, "this girl's creative, and has good hygiene."
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