Sometimes I wonder if we could be friends if we lived closer.
Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just got a UPS package from a name and address i dont know, with one of my thongs in it. no recollection.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
and idk now I have nine bags of lettuce in my fridge
It all started with a game of naked twister.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
Ok, there are marshmallows shaped like elephants
Randomize
