VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I walked in and she was doing shots, betting the managers if any of the customers would notice, and screaming that nothing would ruin her Saturday night. Say what you want, I like working with my sister.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
Our cab driver looks like Kim Jong il, and you're missing a fascinating conversation about Katie wanting to be carbon dated.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
You know the rule about how you feel bad for getting food and not offering other people you're around, does that apply when you eat burger king at a strip club?
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
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