called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
should i be impressed or disgusted that i was spitting glow-in-the-dark?
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
The weekend is off to a good start: she just got into a verbal fight with a hobo. Nearly a fist fight.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Are you sure you didn't shit in my back yard?
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I don't know about this Sanders guy after all. I'm voting for MYSTERY BABYLON, WHORE OF ALL THE EARTH
Hillary?
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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