with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
Omg i either met the gayest dude ever or my next boyfriend
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
Reason #1 for no sex outdoors: Mosquito bites. Awkward, awkward mosquito bites.
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
wtf guys I thought we agreed on no more knives. So much for not destroying the house
He and his ex stood there talking about going to get Chinese food while I was half naked searching for my panties
You sealing the pinky promise with a shot was much better than just kissing it
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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