that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
Just promise me we won't die tonight. I can't have an autopsy report that reads "stomach contents: Tequila and semen."
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
He just told me what he wants for his birthday. "a noise complaint" he also said he wants to be the cause of all the noise but he won't be the one making the noise.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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