I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
the new roommate knocked on my door this morning holding a bong in one hand and my dennys leftovers from last night in the other. love this kid. Best student housing placement ever.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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