you definitely held a convo with a hobo
we have a secret handshake
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
You only ask me to come over when your gf is gone, and thats usually at midnight to cook chicken salad and watch you pass out
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
it was like a congratulatory penis slap
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
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