I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
Also, in the middle of me riding him, he said "I want you to dance on my dick" like I was supposed to know what that means
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
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