I just did your MASH and your life is pretty unfortunate. Youre marrying the tech guy for love. you live in a shack and you're a hooker and you make $1 a day. you drive a brown limo and you have 7 kids
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
We tried having a conversation with our noses.
True friendship; bangin a girl to get ur friends hat back
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
she screamed"i told you already! counter clockwise spiral and the clockwise spiral!!" right in the middle of sex
wow, i never thought dating a choreographer would be so harsh
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
If he wants a future he'd best figure out the calendar function on his phone. If he can invite you to his penis he can invite you to his google cal.
She had a toddler. It threw up and then some guy said party foul and put it on the porch. Going back next Friday.
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